floppy pucker

A loose, gaping asshole.

That girl has such a floppy pucker, you could park a truck in her ass.

by Dooosh May 20, 2014

Puddy Pucker

In short, when one Puddy-Puckers they are (with every ounce of their being) attempting to hold in a fart that they are almost positive could result in a hot-liquid-ass explosion, but the attempt fails (usually due to a weakened rectum muscle) and piping hot shart builds a new home in one's britches.

Enough Mexican food will get anyone to puddy pucker within hours.

by OfGoodNature July 9, 2014

Puckered Donga

A shriveled penis; a penis that has aged for at least 70 years; a person acting like a cranky old ass; to be used with a twat waffle

1. You are such a puckered donga. 2. Stick that puckered donga in that twat waffle.

by Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki December 1, 2017

Pucker muscle

Your dick will pucker when u happy

Damn dude I got a huge pucker muscle Last night with your grandma

by Big chub August 10, 2017

fub puckers

Fub Puckers are the fucks that go to the same pub every day because it's their bar. These are the people who swoop up the glasses, empty ashtrays, clean minor messes, low key handle the douchebags. The regulars, if you will.

Hell yeah, I love this bar. Nothing ever happens here because all of us Fub Puckers handle it quickly.

by Daddy Max January 5, 2019

duck pucker

One continually screws things up.

That duck pucker killed my hamster by accident with a microwave.

by VengefulGrandma August 12, 2015

Mud Pucker

When you shart and rub your butt cheeks together like spreading lipstick.

“Man, after Taco Bell I pulled a really wet mud pucker.”

by Gamin2001 May 18, 2020