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by Anonymous August 18, 2003
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pavement princess

A whore. Typically of the finer variety (a 10 on the Ph scale) that makes a shitty living getting paid to let weird 4x4 truck dudes with tiny dicks bang her while she pretends to like it.
Hey look boys, Dickey Jr. snagged himself another pavement princess. Yepz, shes a laughing now. She seen his truck and his pecker. purt’ near 90 seconds. little dickey must be a practicin.
by Navel1 August 1, 2022
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North American Pavement Snow Ape

John is white, he is a north american pavement snow ape
by Someguy2004 November 17, 2018
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Chasing Pavements

To apply body lotion to another person's back in a sexual manner
"I was totally chasing pavements with Rod last night"
by IamATotalMoron October 2, 2008
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Ate The Pavement

To Purposely Trip and Forcefully Land with your face in a womens genitalia
Carl; The other day i saw a beautiful women sun bathing on the beach , so i headed that direction and totally tripped and ate her pavement

Owen; DAMN SON, you totally Ate the pavement
by TARZAN GOES BAM January 6, 2011
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Penthouse and Pavement

Sweat my youth away
With the rules we have to play
Speeding through your magazine
Pistol, pavement, no T.V.
Talk and talk
No time, night time
Burnt inside

Here comes the daylight, here comes my job
Uptown in the penthouse or downtown with the mob
Here comes the night time, here comes my role
Goodbye to the pavement, hello to my soul

Now here comes my job
Credit, bleeding with the mob
Dreams become ideals
No one knows the way I feel
Love to love
Daytime, right time
All my life
Here comes the daylight, here comes my job
Uptown in the penthouse or downtown with the mob
Here comes the night time, here comes my role
Goodbye to the pavement, hello to my soul

Feel safe in the crowd
An no one admits they're crying aloud
My career fits like a glove
Knowing no orders can come from above
Work and work
Full time, part time
Anytime at all

As you face the wall
God make it this time or never at all
Before your chance has gone
Captain this lead role and you'll be the one
Shine and shine
This time, my time
Make me free at last

Penthouse and Pavement
by Death Menace December 20, 2022
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pavement sample

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.
Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.

Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.
by jamison23 September 30, 2009
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