Pethetic

Choosing the love for animals and companionship, over the co-existence with another of the same species.

Polina and Jennifeur are pethetic, they love their dogs and cats, more than any man they have ever met.

by Potterbowler November 23, 2016

Patheticies

When something is soooo pathetic that it is beyond the descriptive word, 'pathetic', it is in a state of patheticies.

All three of you are reading Harry Potter in a study group type fashion. PATHETICIES!

by Dude Major Jr. September 23, 2005

Pathetic bitch

A pathetic bitch is a smelly, gross, ugly, dumb looking thing, u will never wanna be its friend or u would never wanna be one.

Hey bro look at that pathetic bitch over there, lets call her ugly names.

by Rick nonono May 6, 2018

parthetic

when one becomes far too excited about a pretty boy or girl, tries to label themselves as pathetic, then misspells pathetic because they're looking at said pretty boy or girl

OMG I LOVE IAN SOMERHALDER SO MUCH I'M SO PARTHETIC

by moonpills February 14, 2010

prosthetic penis

A dildo for men who have faulty "equipment"

Rudolph Giuliani must use a prosthetic penis, since he can't get it up. Funny how he needs to use a fake dick, when he happens to be a real dick!

by Amaretto Kramer November 28, 2006

pathetic

Equivalent to sarcastically saying "That is just sad"

Pathetic

by frabrizio January 15, 2018

pathetic

a word used by illiterate losers who really mean to say "pitiful" but are trying to impress normal people with their soap opera-inspired vocabulary.

that rompf sure is a pathetic organism.

by himself o'leary September 10, 2004