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Promitis

To be superfantastically excited for an upcoming event called Prom. You have been waiting impatiently for the event and now that Prom night is not far away, you've been experiencing strong, impatient feelings about how long it is taking for Prom to get here. Some people encounter side effects like irritability, craziness, and an intense eagerness.
Oh my goodness, I can't wait for Prom!! I NEED to get my nail's done soon. I think I have promitis.
by Clarkster April 15, 2010
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Primitivity

The word Primitive, but in a noun form.
As I wrote my essay about the primitivity of man, I realized that was a bullshit word.
by fartinthuhear009 December 14, 2009
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promptification

The act if impromptu promptness.
Sister "what time will you pick me up for dinner?"
Brother "what dinner?"

Suddenly...promptification!

Without warning... brother appears with jacked taco truck, In Which he then chauffeurs her to the nearest mexican restaurant.
by ΩМΞGA August 28, 2013
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promite

An even asshole-y version of marmite.
Sharkiesha: This promite tastes like something but i cant quite put my finger on it
Fletch: OH, it's like the marmite i licked out of your crack last night, except it's gone stale...
Sharkiesha: I marmited you up the penis hole last night.
Sharkiesha: I can't find the aboriginals, where are the marmite and the promite?
Fletch: What?
by Johena August 5, 2014
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Primitivo

Not very bright and very short
Ha another... primitivo
by BlueFalcon6973 March 20, 2019
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primitive pp humour

It’s when people will say a word like dick, cock and pussy, then people will bust out laughing. Those people that have no sense of good humour.
Cock and balls

“Ha ha so funny dude”

“Yeah i know man i’m so funny”

“No man i just tricked you

“What?”

“I just tricked you into thinking that you were funny but in reality you got that primitive pp humour”
by Shidman23 May 2, 2022
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Retroactive promotion

The act of making your next product so bad that it actually encourages people to buy your previous product
Windows 8 is an example of retroactive promotion. It was so bad, it made people go out and buy Windows 7.
by fluffypenis June 26, 2018
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