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Cooter Protector

When a woman uses a beverage coozie specifically to stop from freezing her vagina when holding a beer between her legs, the coozie is called a cooter protector.
Yikes! This beer is cold! Don't y'all have a cooter protector I can slip on it to keep from freezing my cooter?
by JanePlayDough July 15, 2011
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Cum and go screen protector

Pretty much ur gonna get hard as a rock and then bust a nut. Rather then busting into a controller cleanable space bust the nut on ur phones screen and smear it around. Leave it over night and it’ll crystallize into a screen protector.
Damn my screen protector broke but it’s all good I’ll have on of my homies make me a quick cum and go screen protector.
by Proffesor_Nut October 21, 2019
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Race Protector

A person, usually a white liberal, tries to call a person a racist for saying any racial slur, racist comment or prejudice phrase. But if the slur, comment or phrase is against a white man it is not racist.
White Man: Ha, Pancho is such a stereotypical wet back.
Other White Man: Yes! And Darrel is a stereotypical black chicken and cool-aid man.
White Liberal: Racists! I'm gonna tell everyone you two are racists! Bitch.
White Man: I so hate any Race Protector like you.
by CJB The Issue November 4, 2010
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Surge Protector

Someone who runs interference between you and a stupid person - like a tool.
Man, I can't stand that Tool. I need a surge protector.
by GCH October 9, 2005
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Hector Projector

One who has arms that do not fit his body and also has the general anatomy of a skelington. One who projects his arms to lengths that should not be possible for any human being.
by Hector Projector April 8, 2003
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Pocket protector

He used a pocket protector so she wouldn't get pregnant.
by Mellymagic October 29, 2020
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Pocket protector

He used a pocket protector so she wouldn't get pregnant.
by Mellymagic October 29, 2020
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