Professional retards get paid to prevent anyone else from accomplishing anything, but some people are like that for the fun of it.
by Downstrike November 24, 2004
Get the Professional Retard mug.An attempt of Wrigley's mark, Orbit, to seem leet by making a new gum "for adults" in a package for pills, and giving it a cool name.
-Dude, what are those pills you're taking?
-Pills? No, those aren't pills! It's Orbit's new mark, Orbit Professional!
-Pills? No, those aren't pills! It's Orbit's new mark, Orbit Professional!
by Urban_Fellow July 2, 2006
Get the Orbit Professional mug.1. Dang brosef, look at Jahizzy Capizzy lookin' all fly with all those girls. That pimp is a true profreshional.
by cooooopsta March 26, 2009
Get the Profreshional mug.A woman who participates in the workforce and who generally receives some type of specialization or higher education training.
by NopeNope April 16, 2013
Get the Professional Woman mug."Bill wears a 3 piece business suit everyday no matter how hot it is outside."
"Yeah, his dedication to professionalism will get him far in business...but not life."
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"Sorry about that, boss. For a moment I forgot success is more important than comfort or happiness.
"Yeah, his dedication to professionalism will get him far in business...but not life."
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"Stop leaning back in your chair. Where is your professionalism?"
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by the wise sloth August 6, 2009
Get the professionalism mug.The difference between liberals and progressives is the difference between thought and action.
Aware, consienctous, flexible, realistic;
Promoters of Harm Reduction.
Aware, consienctous, flexible, realistic;
Promoters of Harm Reduction.
Journalist: Are you liberal or progressive?
Paper Pusher: Liberal. Isn't Progressive an Era?
Journalist: Are you liberal or progressive?
Outreach Worker:What do you think?
Paper Pusher: Liberal. Isn't Progressive an Era?
Journalist: Are you liberal or progressive?
Outreach Worker:What do you think?
by Lord Pandiora November 4, 2006
Get the progressive mug.A sub-genre of grunge which incorporates both the loud, dirty guitar sounds and simple riffs of the grunge movement with such progressive rock techniques as frequent time signature changes and parts of songs written in 'modes' instead of keys.
It is significantly different from the original grunge movement, in the sense that the pop hooks have been replaced with alternative-pop hooks.
Like Grunge, progressive grunge is considered an underground movement which has recently had a global rise in popularity. Particularly in The US, Australia and Europe.
Unlike Post-Grunge which was condemned by Grunge fans world-wide, progressive grunge has been welcomed whole-heartedly by the flannel wearing community.
It is significantly different from the original grunge movement, in the sense that the pop hooks have been replaced with alternative-pop hooks.
Like Grunge, progressive grunge is considered an underground movement which has recently had a global rise in popularity. Particularly in The US, Australia and Europe.
Unlike Post-Grunge which was condemned by Grunge fans world-wide, progressive grunge has been welcomed whole-heartedly by the flannel wearing community.
The following bands identify as being of progressive grunge...
Australia -
Inca (Brisbane, Aus)
Burning Mirrors (Brisbane, Aus)
Sonic Porno (Brisbane, Aus)
United States -
Metamorphis Charm (Seattle, US)
Europe/UK -
Sjael (Copenhagen, DK)
Australia -
Inca (Brisbane, Aus)
Burning Mirrors (Brisbane, Aus)
Sonic Porno (Brisbane, Aus)
United States -
Metamorphis Charm (Seattle, US)
Europe/UK -
Sjael (Copenhagen, DK)
by James Ablett June 12, 2008
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