First World Problems

A more politically correct term for a "White Whine." However, both terms remain misleading: White Whines/First World Problems are not exclusive to whites or those in the First World, and there are many whites and people in the First World who do not suffer from being over-privileged.

Person 1: I wanna call this guy out on a white whine, but I don't want to be offensive.

Person 2: Why not say he's got First World Problems?

Person 1: Don't you mean Developed World Problems?

Person 3: whitewhine.com

by meta_antioch2 March 5, 2011

midget problems

1. Doesn't get enough head.
2. Always wants head.
3.Gets head from other People and say to ther Boyfriend or girlfriend it didn't mean anything to them

1."Man you don't get enough head boi you have midget problems."
2."Boi you always want head you got midget problems."
3."Boi you been getting head from everyone but me and you say it don't mean a thang boi please you got midget probles!"

by Chrissy Perry March 12, 2005

Buff Girl Problems

Problems that a buff girl (see buff girl definition) will experience such as loss in properly fitting button downs, booty shorts that can contain said booty and being mistaken for flexing, at all times.

Tara: ugh, my life is so horrible. I have SO many problems.
Breanna: I'm sorry to hear that. It's better than buff girl problems. I got 99 problems but muscles ain't one.

by Chadwick February 23, 2015

First World Problems

Problems only experienced by wealthy people

And don't talk about the cap of Gil , people who have ocd can't see 999.999.999 what is this? - Raza Lee 2019
That's like, the definition of First World Problems right there

by Laeberry November 20, 2019

dental problems

Did you look this up to find something funny?Well fuck you!Floss your teeth bitch.

Guy:"Hey I have dental problems."
Me:"Fuck you bitch"."your not getting no fucking jokes!"

by aFAtBoiGetsAChocoLateMuffin October 29, 2018

black girl problems

Problems that only lower to middle class black girls encounter. To the untrained eye these might seem like the product of entitlement issues, having a chip on your shoulder, or the stress of realizing what obama care actually means.

My weave fell out. - black girl problems
Oh shit this isnt free?

It gon rain we gon die.

by werdsmyth December 30, 2013

car problems

When one has car problems, they have trouble getting ass or getting the party started.

Fundo wasn't getting laid and when his friends asked him why, he said he was having car problems.

by authOOr June 26, 2006