preston

The protagonist of your class in terms of grades. He is literally untouchable when it comes to grades. God gave him plot armor thick enough to stop Mr. Reilly or Dr. Terranova bad grades. He works and studies very hard and is a professional phantom forces player, despite playing on a laptop that can't run google. His brain has enough ram to join a google meet 272 times. Careful though, because he is the most based person you will ever meet. Don't insult him or he'll call you gay and black as well as offensive slurs for those words respectively.

Preston literally memorized the entire aeneid just by reading it once what the fuck

by helloaeneid December 5, 2021

prestons

Upper class suburb located near surry Hills, contains lots of parks, lakes and mount rushmore. Home to many great people such as K-Fed and K-Rudd. home to the ganger hates of 08' and do not allow povo, cheap ass people to reside in the area.

Omg look at her Prada bag, is she from prestons?

by Tristan <3's Jason January 12, 2008

Preston

A boy who looks handsome but is cruel and will ruing your social life

"that guys a preston"

by DDDDDDDDDD1236o34451 November 21, 2016

preston

a little bitch, who doesnt deserve any happiness whatsoever. hes a fuckboy, breaks girls hearts, and uses girls for sex. hes a little fag who is obsessed with his hair and is 3 feet tall. and no one likes him.

" what a faggot, hes such a preston. "

by annonymousperson123 August 3, 2015

Preston

Preston is the type of guy who seems like a jerk at first but has the best personality later. He not the best looking but he is better than some. He has dirty blond hair and blue eyes. He makes you laugh when you're sad and he talks to you all the time. You'll love him with all your heart.

Preston is the best guy ever.

by faithful123456789 November 16, 2018

Preston

Preston is a shinnie nobody understands him he is misunderstood. He wishes he was special but he just isn't. He stores DNA to feel more alive this Dna helps him find beef sticks, the only known source that you can actually feed a Preston.

Preston Baer: everything is simply a shape a form an identifier to let others recognize me as me. But then.. What am i? Is this me... My true self? My fake self? what is it that I am? NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!!! -an everyday shinnie

by phasing December 16, 2021

preston

A cranky comment of extreme and ridiculous proportions, often used to troll political media.

Comment : No taxes and no government! The only way to eliminate poverty is to make it more painful. Then no one will chose to be poor.

Reply : That's just a silly preston, not an opinion.

libertarian-conservative idiocy commentary

by TheOED May 17, 2014