prescandalous

one part scandalous one part predictable

something that is scandalous and at the same time predicable.

Mike-"did you hear about the scandal with Gus?"
Chelsea-"ya but it was totally prescandalous."

by Michael Anoceto June 19, 2008

Prespasmodic

The period between consumption of an intoxicant, and it taking effect.

I downed a bottle of vodka 10 minutes ago, but I'm just Prespasmodic at the moment

by Maf_C April 12, 2009

prestidissertation

the skilled manipulation of perceptions, statistics, and argument that transforms mediocre data, methods, and desperation into a doctoral degree

Despite having null results and a sample of only three drunk participants, prestidissertation allowed him to earn his degree.

by rodaro February 3, 2014

Peestapation

When you go to pee, but it's stuck and nothing will come out.

Jon: Hey Bill, why are you back from the bathroom so soon?
Bill: I'm peestapated up the wazoo, mang
Jon: Ah, peestapation; I've been there, I wonder if it can happen to girls

by sexlover69butwithgirlsguysstop December 14, 2013

prestbury

Where strange northern girls come from, who look upon the world outside this town with a sense of wonder and amazement. Often believe in faries

-"did you see that girl Emma talking to the flower pot"
-"Yeah, she's a simpleton from Prestbury looking for Fairies "

by Fgyfthftuh November 13, 2016

Preshart

A common slang word used in South East England.

Portmanteau of "pre-shitty-farts" , used to describe the farts usually associated with a shit held in for a long period of time, where it is not clear if you have farted or actually shat yourself. also can be called a Russian roulette fart.

"we need to find a toilet, i've got some serious Presharts"
"that was a dirty Preshart I heard over there"

by LouisBarts111 December 18, 2017

Pestaphile

A pest about the office usually in a sexual manner. Often left out of events due to his on going pestyness.
Often identified by a predatory stoop and over extended genitalia.

Glad Jeremy isn't here. He is such a pestaphile.

by TinnyBadger June 6, 2018