Premature

A person or animal that has not yet reached the state of puberty.

Example of a famous premature person: Justin Bieber

by HurpaderpinLulz October 18, 2010

Premature Enter-Hitting-Syndrome

One of the more severe side-affects of consistent and long-term use of online-social-networking software and technologies prescribed in normal circumtances to help cure social insecurities through a veil of anonymity and impersonal communications. Premature Enter-Hitting-Syndrome is recognizeable by the tendency to awkwardly send incomplete and/or inappropriate (whether intentional or accidental) messages to a fellow peer who is being communicated with. If premature enter-hitting-syndrome becomes recognizeable and persists for any length of time, sufferers should immediately stop the use of online-social-networking at the risk of further damaging their social reputation and ability to communicate with others. Activities such as meeting up with peers in person should be considered to offset the need for online-social-networking which may also offer other positive and noteable side affects such as being happy and having friends.

Premature enter-hitting-syndrome example:

Kellie: Don't tll anyone but I like Jordan
Brit: *this person has gone offline*
Kellie: 's new shoes
Brit: *online*
Brit: Omg you like Jordan? I just told Kevin!
Kellie: shit.

by Thatnameisalreadyinuse May 11, 2009

Premature shooting

When you cum too soon only to see that your gf is disappointed and broke up with you.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.

by Urbanned September 8, 2015

prehensile clitoris

a clitoris that can grip objects. a.k.a. PC

it's just a rumour that kylie can shuffle cards with her prehensile clitoris but she can pick up £50 notes.

by theWestHamfan November 18, 2003

Preema

A nice and cute girl who's also very hot and does awesome art. A fun person to be with and a great friend. May act random at times.
Funny, cute, nice, fun, spontaneous, crazy - so many words to describe one girl.
In other words awesome.

Person 1: I can't believe I had so much fun.
Person 2: Yes, that's because you were with Preema.

by Run_After_Writing November 19, 2011

Premake

The original movie/film that a remake is based on, especially when the original is more obscure and less widely-seen.

The premake of 'The Grudge' is 'Ju-on: The Grudge'.

by Fleurs de Mal November 22, 2004

Premature ventricular contractions

When your heart skips a beat. Usually because of a person you are interested in.

I like that boy so much. He gives me premature ventricular contractions everytime I see him.

by roaritsme January 4, 2012