A fun nickname for Harry Potter fans. Used for the fans who are obsessed with Harry Potter. You know, the kind of fans who’ve read the entire book series 15 times, and have binge watched the movies 10 times. They think highly of everything JK Rowling does, and they follow her Twitter and agree with the more than questionable things she’s
said. They write fan fictions of themselves being inside Hogwarts and hanging out with the characters. They even
go Universal Studio’s Wizarding
World of Harry Potter, and spend 5000 dollars on merchandise, and wait 3 hours in line to
ride that stupid
train, every year.
Some Potheads are so old that they’re starting to have
kids. They introduce Harry Potter to their children, and usually, one of two outcomes occurs: The
child also becomes obsessed with Harry Potter, or they hate the entire franchise and everything it stand for.
Person 1: I’ve read every Harry Potter book at least 20 times, and I binge watch all of the movies every month! I went to a JK Rowling signing, and got my books all signed by her! I even visited Harry Potter world in Orlando last
summer, and found out I’m truly a Gryffindor! Get on my level, you common
muggle!
Person 2: Jim. You’re 300 pounds overweight and still a virgin at 30.
Stop being a Pothead and get a life.
