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Facebook Potential 

Facebook Potential is the amount of potential attention and compliments a woman can get from Facebook. Many women are surprised at first by just how many men will cater to their every whim on Facebook. Once they realize just how pathetic and desperate most men are online, most women under age 35 are delighted to get compliments and likes from this army of beta orbiters every couple of days.
Guy 1: Why do you think women act like men are their sexual servants nowadays and don’t need to do anything in bed?
Guy 2: Even older women in their 40s started acting that way immediately after they realized their true Facebook Potential.
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a potential

When an individual is neither a friend or a lover, normally used in the sense of being a "Friend with benefits" although still holding more significance than a fling or one night stand.
Keep me in mind if you aren't with him/her anymore, okay? I'm a potential.
a potential by VerciinGetorix April 5, 2017

Ex-potential 

Someone you could possibly get into a relationship with but unfortunately doesn’t work out so then becomes Ex-potential.
I use to talk to Tre, he’s my Ex-potential. I use to talk to Kayla, She’s my Ex-potential

fuck potential 

the potential a man has just by looks to get in a girl's pants...used on a scale of 1 through 10
he is hot!!!
yea i give him an fp of 9
fuck potential by TheOneAndOnly January 12, 2004

Glow Up Potential 

See GUP. The degree of potential that a person has to glow up.
Damnnnnn, Jeff has definitely has glow up potential.
Glow Up Potential by Matt McWhite November 9, 2018

Fat Potential Rating, FPR 

A Rating System developed by Dr. L. R. to give an accurate rating of the potential weight capacity level of a female. It is based on the principle that a woman will get fatter as she grows older, the only question is how much.

The formula is yet to be released but it is known that the base mathematics involves calculating a woman's current height and weight along with that of her parent's current weight and height. There is a complex measurement of stress as well because it is a known fact that stressed women have the potential of getting fat.
Betty is very skinny now but due to her FPR (Fat Potential Rating, FPR) of 4.3 she has a high chance of becoming quite obese by the age of 33.

Paralympic potential

"when someone has the speification, ambition or required qualites to apply for the paralympics"
jingles: waahhh, look at that kid over there,
Holly: ii, he can hop faster than i can run!
jingles: if only he had one leg, he would have some serious paralympic potential.