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Pothead

kind of chill fella that's experienced with making music for five nights at funkin and yeah thats it
hey, have you heard of that dude called Pothead? yeah he's such a good composer
Pothead is amazing at music dude
by ImPothead July 17, 2021
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Pothead

Dad- pothead

Me- also a pothead
"Hey dad, let me get a hit."

"How much you payin foooooo?"
"Shut up you're too high."
"Nahhhhh foooooooo, I'll just put it on your tab."
by Cock... April 17, 2022
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Pothead

A fun nickname for Harry Potter fans. Used for the fans who are obsessed with Harry Potter. You know, the kind of fans who’ve read the entire book series 15 times, and have binge watched the movies 10 times. They think highly of everything JK Rowling does, and they follow her Twitter and agree with the more than questionable things she’s said. They write fan fictions of themselves being inside Hogwarts and hanging out with the characters. They even go Universal Studio’s Wizarding World of Harry Potter, and spend 5000 dollars on merchandise, and wait 3 hours in line to ride that stupid train, every year.

Some Potheads are so old that they’re starting to have kids. They introduce Harry Potter to their children, and usually, one of two outcomes occurs: The child also becomes obsessed with Harry Potter, or they hate the entire franchise and everything it stand for.
Person 1: I’ve read every Harry Potter book at least 20 times, and I binge watch all of the movies every month! I went to a JK Rowling signing, and got my books all signed by her! I even visited Harry Potter world in Orlando last summer, and found out I’m truly a Gryffindor! Get on my level, you common muggle!

Person 2: Jim. You’re 300 pounds overweight and still a virgin at 30. Stop being a Pothead and get a life.
by NougatNewt May 5, 2022
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Pothead Chihuly

One who takes a glassblowing class for the sole purpose of learning how to construct their own personalized bong. The Chihuly part refers to world-renowned glassblowing artist Dale Chihuly. The pothead part is pretty self-explanatory.

Plural: Pothead Chihulies
Dude, Jordan and Jill are such Pothead Chihulies! Jordan is taking a glassblowing class and all she and Jill ever talk about now is how they are gonna personalize their bong! Jordan is probably the biggest Pothead Chihuly I know.
by SavageLove May 7, 2009
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pothead professional

A regular cannabis user who successfully pursues a professional career.
I saw my high school principal at a festival this summer; he's a pothead professional.
by DiggityDank February 18, 2006
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pothead philosophers

Someones who get drunk and stoned and engage in heavy philosophical conversations with nothing to back up their opinions other than their primal sincerity.
We are just pothead philosophers with no type of studious background whatsoever.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
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pothead fail

fail is the usual you did something stupid, fail.

pothead fail is when you forget something obvious that may or may not be important.
"Did anyone bring a lighter?"
"no..."
"pothead fail"
by Ionie March 14, 2009
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