Looney Poon

When one sleeps with a girl who later turns out to be a psycho.

"Bro, my brother slept with this one girl the other week and it turned out she was like a crack head and stalks him now"
"Man that is some serious looney poon!"

by BrEagle August 2, 2009

Bad Poison Lockey

An exclamation of pain, and/or anger directed at an object (usually hard) that has been run into / banged. Hitting back the object while saying "Bad Poison Lockey" feels good.

"Ouch!... Bad Poison Lockey"

by motherscratcher March 2, 2021

Covid Poisoning

A state of complete and total information overload about the subject of Covid-19 to the point of feeling as though you are so ill that you are nearly dead and can’t process any more information about it.

I was at work the other day when I realized I must have Covid Poisoning; I couldn’t hear my colleague at all as he stood and spoke with all of us about his family and the Pandemic, it was like the sound was turned off as his mouth kept moving.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2021

Poon-a-rang

A female that ,no matter how much you try to get rid of her, you end up sleeping with her again and again.

Jim:I banged my ex-girlfriend again last night.

Mike: Man, that's like the 10th time you've retapped that, that girl is a poon-a-rang.

by theedingo November 9, 2010

lead poisoning

A troll synonym for a gunshot wound.

Tyrone tried to escape from da po-po, and arrived to the hospital with a severe case of lead poisoning.

by slaveoverseer February 9, 2014

Tea Poisoning

When you get too much of the juicy tea to the point where you are sick of the drama

Tati: James is a predator
James: incorrect, you are not my friend
Shane: I think I have tea poisoning

by Jim Laucher July 11, 2019

It's funny because it's poisonous!

something you say to explain why you're laughing after someone just ate a food item that you gave them (that you slipped arsenic or something into).

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKA!!!"
"What's so funny, dumbass? I'm just eating this pizza."
"It's funny because it's poisonous! I just slipped a shitload of cyanide into that pizza."
"OH SHIT!!! I'm gonna kill you motherfu-" (drops dead)

by Nick D March 6, 2003