pooty pebbles

small pebbles of baby shit..

I was changing my little brothers diaper and it was full of pooty pebbles.

by KrispyPickel October 23, 2007

Pooty-Toot

What a real burly man calls a fart. ie. construction workers, bikers, bar bouncers...etc

Dude that stinks did you Pooty-toot? Fuck yeah!!!

by Bear Banger January 16, 2014

Pooty-doo

Pooty-doo when your pussy smells worse than your booty doo

Vanessa fine I would smash if it wasn’t for the pooty-doo

by Clint Morning Wood April 11, 2019

pootie tang

An underrated and often overlooked movie about a Blaxploitation type character who fights crime with a belt and speaks in nonsense words that everyone understands. Pootie always respects the ladies. He is like a surreal Undercover Brother. Sa-da-tay, my damies! Pootie says "Don't baaaang tha dillies!"

It's a movie title and the name of that movies main character. Do you really need an example?

by FreeNachos November 8, 2004

Shoplift the Pooty

When a man is nice to the child of a single mother in order to get sex from her. Essentially he is using the child as a manipulative tool to get into the kids mother.

I real man wouldn't shoplift the pooty

by dr p August 6, 2010

Pootis

Idiotic

"This computer is pootis."

by Potato4life January 16, 2018

Pumpkin Pooty

The girl you hook up with when returning home for Thanksgiving break. Always a DIME-PIECE, except for those who fall victim to hooking up with unattractive ex's (who gained the freshman 10....or 50), which is foul Pumkin Pooty.

College Guy 1: How was your Thanksgiving?

College Guy 2: I got some sweet ass PUMPKIN POOTY! Her name was Emma, I stuffed her turkey and ate her leftovers for dayz. ;

College Guy 1: PUMPKIN POOTY FTW!

by Meghatron July 18, 2011