Pooty-Toot

What a real burly man calls a fart. ie. construction workers, bikers, bar bouncers...etc

Dude that stinks did you Pooty-toot? Fuck yeah!!!

by Bear Banger January 16, 2014

pooty pebbles

small pebbles of baby shit..

I was changing my little brothers diaper and it was full of pooty pebbles.

by KrispyPickel October 07, 2007

Pooty-doo

Pooty-doo when your pussy smells worse than your booty doo

Vanessa fine I would smash if it wasn’t for the pooty-doo

by Clint Morning Wood April 11, 2019

pootie tang

An underrated and often overlooked movie about a Blaxploitation type character who fights crime with a belt and speaks in nonsense words that everyone understands. Pootie always respects the ladies. He is like a surreal Undercover Brother. Sa-da-tay, my damies! Pootie says "Don't baaaang tha dillies!"

It's a movie title and the name of that movies main character. Do you really need an example?

by FreeNachos November 09, 2004

Pootis

Idiotic

"This computer is pootis."

by Potato4life January 16, 2018

Shoplift the Pooty

When a man is nice to the child of a single mother in order to get sex from her. Essentially he is using the child as a manipulative tool to get into the kids mother.

I real man wouldn't shoplift the pooty

by dr p July 29, 2010

Pumpkin Pooty

The girl you hook up with when returning home for Thanksgiving break. Always a DIME-PIECE, except for those who fall victim to hooking up with unattractive ex's (who gained the freshman 10....or 50), which is foul Pumkin Pooty.

College Guy 1: How was your Thanksgiving?

College Guy 2: I got some sweet ass PUMPKIN POOTY! Her name was Emma, I stuffed her turkey and ate her leftovers for dayz. ;

College Guy 1: PUMPKIN POOTY FTW!

by Meghatron July 18, 2011