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Poopstick Mama

female parent of offspring named 'Poopstick'
If you have a baby (or a doll) and its name is 'Poopstick' that makes you Poopstick mama!
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poopstain

A word used to replace the name of a cool or preppy person.
Lacey is a poopstain.
We have twenty poopstains at our school.
by Joe Mowrer October 17, 2003
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Poopstick Ninja

A stealthy gay man. A man that perfers his penis in another mans butt rather than a vagina. Poopstick can also be used in replace of "gay" when something sucks or is unfair.
(John tends to go to the poopstick ninja bars a lot and says that he is just going because his friends want to. I am beginning to wonder about his sexual preference.)

(This job is poopstick! I want a different one.)

(Aw..poopstick, I burnt my toast.)
by pittwoman February 11, 2010
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poonstick

a heterosexual man's penis.


it should be noted that this word is a gift from god.
you best be careful with all that skank-fuckin yr doin, that poonstick of yours is gonna fall off.
by mr poontastic yo February 22, 2009
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Poopstock

On the surface, the name sounds similar to Woodstock, which represents a very different kind of large gathering (peaceful, with a lot of great music).

But this time, the large gathering is Occupy Wall Street where protesters frequently defecate outside in public streets ...particularly onto police squad cars, or near the entrances of restaurants or cathedrals.
Zuccotti Park has become a real Poopstock!

St. Paul's Cathedral has become a real Poopstock!
by jltstar November 13, 2011
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poopstains

an expression of shock and awe after a specific forgotten event is suddenly remembered
Ah, poopstains! I forgot to feed the dog again.
by ThirdHandSmoke October 6, 2008
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Poopsticks

Clarinets and/or clarinet players. A name most often used by trumpet players in the marching band to describe such an inferior instrument.
Band director: CLARINETS! CHECK YOUR DRILL SHEETS! ONE MORE TIME
Trumpets: Dammit, Poopsticks! Stupid poopsticks...
by OnABoatTUMB April 23, 2010
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