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poopsack

an insult or curse used when there are no other words to say
Joey didn't get a part in the play.
Joey finds out: "Aww, poopsack."
by curliegurlie<3 January 3, 2009
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Poopsock

Despite the fact that many believe that poopsocks were invented to sustain the ability to play video games for long periods of time, new evidence suggests that poopsocks were invented much longer ago for and for a very different purpose. A Sock containing fossilized fecal material was recently discovered in the Great Rift Valley. Carbon dating tests estimate the sock and feces are nearly 30,000 years old putting the poopsock at nearly the same time modern culture as we know it began to develop. Similar materials were found in a camp 200 miles away. The camp displayed evidence of an attack as the many skeletons showing sings of battering. Even more interesting was the fact that feces and pieces of sock material were found on the bodies with evidence showing that they may have been used for striking. Thus it is theorized that poopsocks have been in use for many millenniums as a weapon.
Student: Its amazing how quickly the work of Dr. Hydel is advancing our understanding of poopsocks.

Homeless Man: Either give me money or shut the fuck up before I poopsock you!
by theREALharryjones August 10, 2010
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Poopdick

Your cock after anal sex w/ male/female. Usually covered in stuff.
Alan- I just got back from my girlfriend's.
Matt- I bet you have poopdick then.
by McPoopdic34 February 28, 2009
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Poopstick

A stick with a fairly large poop on it; often eaten on holidays. It tastes like Chicken when fried.
Mom, can I have a Poopstick for dinner tonight?!
by yerrrrrrrrpd00d November 6, 2009
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poopsicle

a more appropriate term for "shit", "damn", "crap" or "fuck" usually said when upset or frusterated.
Poopsicles, I forgot what i was going to say...
by mmmyyrraa October 18, 2010
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Poopdick

1. After having anal sex having ones dick covered in poop

2. A male who has anal sex with more than 10 people

3. A person (usually male) who 'shits' on everything
(for #1) "Dude I was fuckin Ashley in the ass and when I pulled my dick was covered in shit"

(for #2) "Dude Kyle just fucked another bitch in the ass that puts him at 11"

(for #3) "Dude nick daniels is such a poopdick, whenever were somewhere, he just makes everything so much worse, he just shits on everything"
by lcn2009 May 3, 2009
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poopsicle

When you crap on a stick. Then you may wet it and freeze it, but the main thing is the crap on a stick
My, my, what a delicious poopsicle
by BigBlowfish November 19, 2004
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