Poonis

When you sit down to take a shit but your penis dips into the last user of the toilets poo

Jimmy (taking his dick out to masturbate on the toilet): Oh fuck, not a poonis again

by Big_Dick_Cockroaches March 8, 2021

Poobic Punch

n. A scenario in which you punch someone in the balls that they shit themselves.

He was being a fagtoast so I gave him a poobic punch he won't soon forget.

by Thor November 2, 2004

Ponicorn

A Ponicorn is part Pony, part Unicorn. They are rare creatures that only speak in Dolphin with the occasional Monkey sound. Ponicorn's are highly sought after pets as they can grant you 2.75 wishes.

It is a well known fact that Richard Branson, Oprah and Justin Bieber own Ponicorn's, however for obvious reasons they keep them hidden from the public.

If you ever meet a Ponicorn, repeat three portmonteaus in a row and it will give you a gift. Gifts range from small cars, cases of Canadian domestic beer, etc...

I saw a Ponicorn in the forest last night and it gave me this hickey.

I heard Oprah's Ponicorn poo's Christmas TV's!

Justin Bieber's Ponicorn wish was the reason he was in that Brazilian brothel.

by Berns-2013 December 19, 2013

reindeer pooning

the act of putting Christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

Look at those reindeer on that guys lawn Adam. we got to go reindeer pooning tonight

by Kperg December 26, 2009

Poonin

adj: To describe someone who falls asleep or falls into a comatose like state at an important event such as a party, due to their large consumption of alcohol.

past tense/noun: pooner

Example 1:
Ashley: OMG! Look at Abby is passed on the couch, it looks like she's a zombie!

Greg: Yeah man that bitch is poonin out.

Example 2:

Mary: Where the hell did Mike go? He was supposed to be my partner in beer pong?!

Jake: Uh, Last time I saw him he was hugging the toilet, then he passed out and smashed his head off the bathtub...

Mary: what a fucking pooner!!

by ae123456 January 15, 2009

Ponicy Lynch

The act of lynching a player based on their pony avi in a game of Epic Mafia. Similar to a Policy Lynch.

Player x: "PinkyPieLulz has a pony avi."

Player y: "PONICY LYNCH!"

PinkyPieLulz: "I CAN REPORT YOU FOR ALL YOUR HATED!"

by Gennery August 7, 2012

Poodick

Another way of saying "fag". A challenge to a heterosexual's manhood. Usually between good friends.

Hey poodick, are you going to talk to that hot chick or not?

by CW February 15, 2004