poontang

An excellent college party drink. Start with one tea spoon of orange tang. Then add a 20 oz sprite and a shot of Vodka. Stir approppriately. If you don't put the tang in first, you lose the fizz.

Last night I asked the bar tender for some poontang. She slapped me.

I enjoy sipping on poontang.

You should see Betsy. Her poontang is famous around here.

by JoHa841 March 24, 2009

poonanny

female genitilia

vagina-pussy-cunt-
she has a rank poonanny

by Racheal June 2, 2004

Poontang master

One who is adept at all things related to genital effleurage.

Mike has proven to all of the young women on the volleyball team that he is the poontang master.

by Mistuh February 18, 2008

PHD in poontang

A person who has no actual schooling or training in having sex but feels that they know enough about sex to make them an expert and offer people advice.

First mentioned in the movie "The Ladies Man" when Leon Phelps is describing his qualifications for being able to give people sex advice.

Man 1: How do you know that women like being spanked while listened to Al Green?

Man 2: I have what you call a PHD in poontang.

Man 1: Oh! I see. Where did you go to school for it.

Man 2: I didn't but I've gotten enough Poon to know what it takes to make them happy.

by Leachy March 29, 2008

Poonanny

An idiotic word for a vagina. Only guys who can't get a real vagina use it.

Guy:" Let me get at that poonanny!"

Girl: " You must be out of your damn mind."

by sensiblemind July 22, 2012

poonangy

What one obtains when he rolls with it.

Damn Jimmy, You must not be getting any poonangy these days.

by fast eddie March 25, 2005

poonfang

a vaginal tooth or a very sharp clitoris

steer clear of that chicks she's got a real poonfang. gave me twelve stiches along the left side of my scrotum

by Nom d'Plume August 5, 2010