Pinkeye

During the act of eating out a pussy from behind, your eye accidently brushes up against her asshole resulting in this terrible affliction. Usually occurs when bedding unclean whores you picked up of the street.

I ate out this random at the club last night and know I've got a bad case of the pinkeye.

by Sinodax November 14, 2014

pokey thing

A long and slender object, such as a paperclip, used to stir marijuana ash in search for remaining plant material.

I think it's cached... does anyone have a pokey thing?

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating, to increase pleasure

" I'm for a pokey bum wank tonight "

by ayrshire pedro October 24, 2008

porkey pigging it

Fucking a fat girl

That dude loves big girl's he's always porkey pigging it

by dadx5 February 23, 2014

ponky pwosmie

a cooler, more swaggy, more stanky variation of a pinky promise

Him: Hey dude, I have a secret but you gotta ponky pwosmie you won't spill
Me: yeah dude fo sho I ponky pwosmie

by 1517ipvav8990 October 10, 2019

pokey poke no need to smoke

A classic sentence from a friend of mine

(friend): hi
(good friend): pokey poke no need to smoke\
(friend): sweet

by Emzillagon October 3, 2020

Ponkerfudge

When a mediocre middle aged white man takes a shit in a hat and gives it to you as a present for your 7th birthday.

Person: Wow that kids so cute!
Person 2: Ya but I heard they got Ponkerfudged

by PUSSY-SLAYER420 November 23, 2020