potatoes with mouths

From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.

Not to be confused with "Rocks with mouths."

Those people are so stupid, they are like potatoes with mouths.

by D9 GM September 2, 2010

cold potatoes

When something is lame, not cool, or undesirable.

Josh: Did you see that movie last night?
Ariel: Yeah, it was cold potatoes.
Josh: What..?
Ariel: You heard me. Urbandictionary that shit, man.

by plovestrees October 30, 2009

mash potatoes

to crush ones testicles

"Ouch bollocks!, i just sat down funny and mashed my potatoes"

by Dan D July 11, 2005

Big Potatoes

One who thinks they are on top of the world. Someone who is possibly ignoring someone or just looks like a idiot, can be called this. Can be used how you want, either friendly or with hostility.

"Alright big potatoes, whats with the no calls back"

"So what are you now big potatoes? more like a joke."

by Sean Sig January 12, 2010

Sack of potatoes

Me I am a sack of potatoes

I am a sack of potatoes

by Bessoncorbyn August 29, 2019

potatoes are great

potatoes are great means that there cute, awesome, sweet potatoes but if u get them mad THE POTATOES WILL COME AND GET YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING so watch out :)

WOW that person is such a potatoes are great

by unicorn345 May 23, 2018

Tiny potatoes

When the college mess hall gives you tiny bits of potatoes during breakfast hours.

Yo they gave me tiny potatoes, you jelly?

by Brometheus February 2, 2015