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Plaster Schmackhammered

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.
"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."
by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016
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Plaster head Syndrome

someone who's hair is plastered to there head, Unwashed stinky hair
Yo Jimmy over there has Plaster head syndrome, its fucking disgusting like wash your head
by RokPilot April 20, 2023
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