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Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.
Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.
by BigFranky@hotmail.com February 20, 2023
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plantervention

• noun: The act of intervening when a friend’s plant obsession gets too out of control, especially if they’re running out of space for more plants.
• “I know you love your plants, but maybe it’s time for a plantervention. Your kitchen is a jungle!”
by MrGreen August 18, 2023
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Pantera

As a name, her parents are probably either crazy, badass, or both. She is strong willed and very independent and intelligent. She probably listens to Pantera(the band). She has an edgy personality and style and doesn’t give a rats ass about what others think of her. If you ever come across a Pantera, snatch her up, for she is one of the realest people you’ll ever meet.
Boy 1: Hey, did you see Pantera?
Boy 2: Yeah, she’s smokin’ hot today!
by nomi.kay1185 September 27, 2023
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seed-planter

a shone who leaves something behind in your bed so a. she has a reason to see you again, or b. to piss off another girl that sleeps ova another night
ait so a shone spends the night, takes off her earrings or some piece of jewelry and leaves them somewhere (ie: in the sheets/bedside table. the next night your other girl comes ova and finds the jewelry and is like wtf? the seed-planter being the first girl that fucked you ova.
by crazy t February 20, 2009
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Tip Planter

Those who are suspiciously friendly to everybody around the workplace; including those who one would not normally talk to in a social environment. Tip Planter’s have the special ability to make lesser employees feel like they are part of something special. Tip Planter’s are the backbone of the workplace rumor mill, and typically exchange information for sexual favors.
That Mikey is a real Tip Planter. He’s even giving it hard to the fat broads.
by ZT14 April 23, 2018
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tip planter

Those who are suspiciously friendly to everybody around the workplace; including those who one would not normally talk to in a regular social environment. "Tip Planters," possess the unique ability to make lesser employees feel like they are part of something special, and "In the know." A tip planter is the backbone of the workplace rumor mill, and typically exchange information for sexual favors. Tip planters have no preference for race, creed, sex, weight, or gender. Their only purpose is to gain information using any means necessary.
That Mikey is a real tip planter. He's even giving it hard to the fat broads.
by ZT14 May 1, 2018
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intergalactic plantetary

The immediate feeling of superiority that you feel after becoming a vegan.
Sorry I have been such an ass since becoming a vegan. It is just my intergalactic plantetary
by Travesy32 February 2, 2020
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