Piratest

A term used by the coolest of people to flex how much more of a pirate they are and assert their position of authority

Idiot Bully Dude: “What’s up, NERD”

Cool as heck kid: “I’ll have you know I am the piratest out of us all!”

Idiot Bully Dude: “Oh my bad man I take it back I didn’t mean it I’m really sorry please don’t hurt me”

by Absolutely_stupid April 21, 2019

Shoe Pirates

The arch nemisis of Nike International. Forces Nike to ship right and left shoes on two different ships. Are particularly vicious in the Caribean, Mediteranean and the Kyber Pass. For more information on this topic, contact the shoe recovery center at MaGill University and ask for Sam.

"Why are these new kicks so expensive?"
"Must be those damm shoe pirates again."

by akekekekekekeke April 27, 2008

muffin pirates

one has a hard core sex with his tutor and gets a a+ for his sex ed and his name is norm

you like muffin pirates don't you haha.

by norm the pie 69 August 17, 2017

mashed potates

When u do the mashing to the potates

I like to eat mashed potates

by Dingerbingerdoodoo April 20, 2018

Butt Pirates

The ultimate Clemente family game. Don’t forget your hook when you go on the quest for booty.

Friend: Hey, you guys ready for some butt pirates?

Entire Clemente family: Argh!

by ButtPiratesAnonymous July 26, 2019

Land Pirates

A term given to members of the travelling community in Ireland. This term is derived from the similarity between them and actual pirates, the main difference being that they are on land.

‘Scorp the bad Land Pirates robbing the fein!!’

by boo earns!! March 25, 2009

Pirates of the Caribbean

hello and welcome to all da peeps who went to "pirates of the carribean". i hope u now all no how to spell caribbean.

someone tyoes pirates of the carribean, "oh fuck i spelt it wrong! o well im not da only idiot people have actually sent in definitions for that spellin!"

by sycochild May 17, 2004