Pikey Tommy

A person that has a certain level of intelligence that is to be desired of that of an ape. He enjoys nothing more that sitting next to his washing machine in the front garden getting high, whilst he beats up old ladies for no reason apart from he did not like their hairstyle and thought he could improve upon it. They also have a life's ambition to flip burgers in burger king because they want to help out all there homeboys and give them free burgers and that when they are hungry. They also have the running style of a dinosour and commonly react aggressively when having to complete sport in the rain.

Ben: you fancy going to see pikey tommy he wants to mash up some old ladies.
Penny: Yeah safe 2k11 bruv.

by safe2k11 June 6, 2011

pixey blood

Another term for "glitter".

I was at the party and they were throwing glitter all over the place. It was like someone killed a fairy and there pixey blood every where.

by Paw Lee January 18, 2012

pile drive helicopter

Sex position where a woman would do a tripod hand stand (resting on her head and palms with her knees on her elbows) while the man is inserted while laying facedown with arms and legs splayed out. The man would then use the bed post or another solid object to spin himself with his arms and legs stuck out perpendicular to his body like the rotors of a helicopter. See also funky Donnie fritz

My main wiener man is hella good at the pile drive helicopter! It tickles my beaver just right!

by dingleberrymcgee January 30, 2015

Pisey

she is annoying and you will never ever want to be friends with her. She acts like she is smart and compares test scores with you to show her high test score. She butts in convos when you're not talking to her. She is smart but is socially and logically stupid, and avoid her at all costs because she will follow you everywhere.

Pisey : What score did you get?
person : 75%
Pisey : oh I got 100!
Person : fuck off

by lion moustache November 14, 2022

ceiling piledriver

to be hit in the head by a falling ceiling fixture

Dudez: Damn, I wish my boss will get a ceiling piledriver just because he's a bitch!

R to the MA: YEAH! He just erlthomed me too!

by Loads of Kikis May 26, 2008

heat pile

When taking a crap of such epic proportions that it rises up above the water line in the toilet to the point that you can feel the warmness of the dung rising up.

Ernest: Dude, that White Castle hit the spot after a night of binge drinking ehhh???

Mortimer: It sure did, but the next morning I left a heat pile that almost lifted me up off the seat

by Capt Japan September 2, 2010

Cleveland Piledriver

A Cleveland Piledriver is the combination of a Cleveland Steamer and a regular piledriver. To put it simply, you take a shit on the ground, and then piledrive your bitch promptly into your pile of dooder.

Also synonymous with the "poop smash"

Examples :

"I made Jill tap out with a massive a Cleveland Piledriver last night."

"I knocked Jill out cold last night with my Cleveland Piledriver, it was creamy."

"I Cleveland Piledrived. Nice."

by nice. June 27, 2014