A competition wherein two people stick their ass holes together and violently shit. This continues until the winner is decided via their shit entering the other person’s ass.
Did you see that Nick lost to that guy Ean? They were doing a Filipino Piledriver, and as always Ean remains undefeated.
by AsianLongMan February 9, 2025
Get the Filipino Piledrivermug. Sending a bald eagle in search for a hot stripper, bringing her back and tie her around a flag pole with the American flag waving in the wind with the bald eagle standing on top of the flag pole watch as Cam Newton throws a perfect spiral of absolute destruction into her. AMERICA FUCK YEAHHHHHHH!!
Luke: Cam Newton with the American Piledriver of Destruction, did amazing.
Liam: Oh shit, I was once asked to do that.
Liam: Oh shit, I was once asked to do that.
by geageoheglhaen December 5, 2015
Get the The American Piledriver of Destructionmug. A sexual act when one stuffs their significant others vagina full of cookie dough or a clay coloured ice cream and roughly piledrives her. Afterwards, you would like it out similar to how a Peruvian parrot would like a clay wall.
by Mr Smex August 1, 2025
Get the Peruvian Parrot Piledrivermug. Numbing the upper extremadies of a voluntary significant other with Novacane (or drug of choice), the wrapping your silly willy with moose jerky and proceeding to piledrive that thang into next week. The drug usage is only meant to make it more comfortable and is completely optional if you are a savage. When climaxing, typically the male and female match tonal frequencies in the celebratory imitation of a moose climax. First attempted by the WWE wrestler "Moose" who was both an expert at piledriving, and being a Moose.
Person 1: "Have you heard of this thing called the Moose piledriver?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude, I heard that's what gay people do"
Person 1: "Don't be a fucking homophobe, Tom, Jesus. If a man wants to wrap his dick in Moose jerky and shove it in his partner, HE CAN DO THAT OKAY, IT'S 2017, MAN."
Person 2: "I wasn't being homophobic it was just a joke, Brad."
Person 1: "Yeah, well I did a Moose Piledriver last week with my girlfriend so that proves it's not just 'a thing gay people do'."
Person 2: "Yeah, but it's still fucking weird. You're disgusting"
Person 1: "It's 2017 Tom, get hip."
Person 2: "Yeah dude, I heard that's what gay people do"
Person 1: "Don't be a fucking homophobe, Tom, Jesus. If a man wants to wrap his dick in Moose jerky and shove it in his partner, HE CAN DO THAT OKAY, IT'S 2017, MAN."
Person 2: "I wasn't being homophobic it was just a joke, Brad."
Person 1: "Yeah, well I did a Moose Piledriver last week with my girlfriend so that proves it's not just 'a thing gay people do'."
Person 2: "Yeah, but it's still fucking weird. You're disgusting"
Person 1: "It's 2017 Tom, get hip."
by 69 Moose Pile Drive June 16, 2017
Get the Moose Piledrivermug. by UrMomSaysHiStacy January 17, 2024
Get the North Carolinian Piledrivermug. When a girl lays face down with her ass in the air,cheeks spread, and a guy jumps off the top ropes into her ass
by Joe the one August 25, 2020
Get the Romanian piledrivermug. A sandwich to end all sandwiches the Pittsburgh Piledriver consists of 4 bread buttered and grilled and 2 pattys as well as 4 eggs and 3 cheese. It is made by making two separate sandwiches with the pattys using the bread in the manner of a burger then putting the layer of eggs and cheese between these two when you stack them on top of each other. This Legendary sandwich is made exclusively by Lil Pancho and stories say that no man has ever been able to eat a single bite for a minimum 6 hours after consuming this sandwich.
by lilpancho April 1, 2019
Get the Pittsburgh Piledrivermug.