A pita-eatin', potato
salad makin', club sandal wearin', Trump supportin', no Baja tire giving, Carson Daly impersonator who never shows up to functions. This is especially true if it involves friends,
beer, and
sports (in that order).
Did you invite Peter to the
BBQ?
Nah, he wouldn't show up and have some
lame excuse on how his tummy hurts.
Hey, is Peter going to Baja?
Nah, man. He's still trying to get the dreadlocks removed from his mouth from the last
time he came out.