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persian

They are cool,friendly,good looking
persians love their country but not their governement.
They speak farsi!

US-Iranians dont know how to speak real farsi:
Kambiz: In kosse cheghad good lookinge
Jamshid: Shit, rast migi. Kheili hotte bitche!
by Jashari January 10, 2004
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Persians

One of the most successful and awesome races on the planet.

Although some Persian people love plastic surgery and showing off their tacky Chanel bags, a large majority of Persian people have naturally beautiful features and bodies and are very modest, hardworking people.

Persian people are obsessed with cleanliness. Their homes are so clean you can eat off their floors, usually accented by Persian rugs and expensive European paintings. They place a huge emphasis on looking and smelling good, which is why so many of them buy expensive perfumes and(authentic) designer clothes.

Their spending habits can be somewhat ridiculous. A lot of Persians buy their children expensive German cars without much thought and live in expensive houses.

Persian people raise their children to work hard and get good grades. They are such perfectionists that a large majority of them become sucessful doctors, businessmen, and entrepeneurs.

Persian men can be extremely hot-tempered, so watch who you mess with. A Persian father is the epitome of masculinity. They may be strict, have a short fuse, and throw one too many vases at the wall, but they live for their children.

Persian women are extremely beautiful and have huge hearts. A Persian mother will always welcome a stranger into her house, and encourage them to eat until they can't walk anymore. They are very kind and giving people.

Persian people love soccer, tea ("chayee"), having huge parties at their houses, and getting into a good argument. They can be extremely dramatic and love making life into a soap opera, but it's part of their charm.

Although they are frequently categorized as a "brown" race, they have Aryan blood and are considered "white".

Their race has been tainted by the media, the tragedy of 9/11, and their country's horrible government, which ALL Persian people hate for ruining their beautiful country. Ever wonder why Persians don't call themselves "Iranians"? It's because they don't like to be affiliated with the Iranian government that ruined their country (and their reputations all over the world).

Persians are intelligent, beautiful, and successful people. Stop judging them so harshly and get to know them. You just might find find a friend for life if you do.
Joe: Duuude! I can't believe your dad just bought Bahar a BMW Z4 for her birthday! You Persians are CRAZY!
Afshin: Well, she got straight A's, man.
Joe: Ha, you Persians are such overachievers.
by Persian Pride! October 22, 2008
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Persian Princess

The Persian Princess used to be seen on CNN; she now appears on Fox.
by Jamax November 7, 2009
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persian

drink tea after every meal, say es- in front of every word starting with s. like es-spagati, or es-steven- or es-spoon, they smoke hookah like every nite
persians are cool with their accents and tea
by filthy rich persian girl June 18, 2006
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perrion

A ninety day period. Or three months.

Derived from the phrase: "Ninety days is all it takes to change everything about your life." From the book, "The Alabaster Girl" by Zan Perrion, and widely used in his lectures and talks.
How long will you be backpacking in Europe?

Oh, I expect about a perrion or so...
by AlisonPlunderland February 4, 2013
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Alessandro Perrini

Alessandro Perrini is often seen in his natural habitat watching anime. Every 50 years he is seen coming out of his habitat, his return is something truly unremarkable, people will travel across nations to see his return as it is something that does not happen often. He is usually seen playing AdVenture Capitalist while listening to edgy music. He is known as "The two faced cunt" one of the most famous super villains of all time, he has been seen reading and not replying to Nicholas Emili, he is truly a two faced c*nt. He acts nice in person but is very two faced online.
Person 1: "Wait, is that a wild Alessandro Perrini? I haven't seen that man in years"
Person 2: "Nah it's just another edgy weaboo, That's not sandro"\
by Dolphin_____ June 3, 2018
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Persian Pride

u fuck wit da best
u die like the rest
A group of white boys are walking and see a little nerd all by himself so they decide to pick on him. The next day those two are in the hospital cuz they didnt no theyr fuckin with a persian.
by prznplayboy April 14, 2005
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