Perpetration

From 'Perpetrate' - The act of commiting a serious wrong against another. *Please Note* Also may be classified by Degrees from 1-3 (with 1 being the worst).

"I can't even believe that ho slept with my man...that is a PERPETRATION!"
Or with degrees
"Oh no she did not wear those raggedy a$$ shoes, that is a perpetration in the 3rd degree."

by Angela A. April 7, 2005

perfect toastiness

A term used when the warmth level in your bed is perfect making it very difficult to get out of bed. This usually occurs during the winter time when many blankets are used.

It was hard to get up this morning, because I had perfect toastiness.

I had perfect toastiness this morning before getting up into the coldlness of my room.

by Kodeman October 22, 2006

Perfect-guy-bmw

The ultimate perfect guy. Might ignore your messages and tell you to "FUCK OFF!", but you love him anyway.

Narnia: Perfect-guy-bmw still hasn't replied

by Yermy Battled Warter July 1, 2019

Perfectionship

A relationship between Jadis and Raudel that’s perfect

Our relationship is perfect = Perfectionship

by www.fatchochi.com May 24, 2022

centimetre perfect

When something is executed with legendary precision.

Steve bounced the beer pong ball off Dave's forehead into his beer cup as he was drinking it. It was centimetre perfect.

by ThePongChamp March 10, 2016

Phantom Shit Perfecto

A shit which leaves behind no trace. When you wipe your arse you find that it's clean, and when you look in the toilet nothing is there. You're left wondering if you actually had a shit.

- I had a shit perfecto this morning. My arse was as clean as a polished sixpence.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.

- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.

by greenlectern September 1, 2010

perfect blue

A term describing something so perfect that it cannot be surpassed.

That cake tasted so good; it was perfect blue

by aug dog November 9, 2010