Paranoid Android

Typically someone who is always paranoid either generally or when they are on drugs.

Tony-“eya man a swear a just heard someone knock on me door.”
Michael-“piss off tony ya been on gear for 4 days in a row that’s why. Stop being a paranoid android man.”

by WillyWhackerAttacker July 15, 2022

Paranoid Racism

Fearing people of a different race that are behaving in a normal fashion. Believing that because they have a different skin color they are intent on committing a crime.

I can't believe you called the cops on your neighbor who was just walking his dog. You are suffering from paranoid racism.

by PennSnape June 9, 2022

pervaroid

A polaroid taken purely to serve the prurient interest.

After Josie had gone, all he was left with was the hotel room pervaroid of her taken on their holiday to Istanbul.

by Howard Roark May 18, 2005

permamidget

Having reached a max height that is the fine line between dwarfism and below average. You're too tall to be considered handicapped but you're short enough to stand out in groups of regular people.

Did you see that photo of Sue at that party? That permamidget makes everyone else look like Amazon women standing next to her.

by suerun February 10, 2007

permadoodle

a tattoo on a chick that looks like it was done on her just so the artist could bang her or practice tattooing. something most likely "retro" or rockabilly that all these chicks have nowadays,like a cherry,a nautical star,a horseshoe, something that has absolutely no meaning behind it,and was just something quick and easy for the artist to do to get laid or practice

look at that phony rockabilly chick and all those permadoodle stars and birds shes got all over her

by BobOfDeath July 28, 2010

Paranoid Drunkophrenic

The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.

*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"

Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"

Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"

Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"

by Cozmoisme October 23, 2010

percanoia

a servier state of paranoia caused by abusing prescription pain killers on a daily basis. (percanoid, percanoing)

Did you hear something? Na man im not percanoia.

by monsonmadness March 29, 2011