penis

The thing that men often mistake for their brain.

"He was only thinking with his penis when he married her."

by faerie princess January 19, 2009

penis

pleasure making machine for both sexes.

I can wack my penis or I can screw that hot chick with my penis, it's all good to me.

by pandadog February 8, 2004

penis

a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.

damnnn that penis' friction felt good

by adidas May 28, 2003

Penis

A male sex organ, which women love to ride.

You've got a big penis!

by BraksaBro39 March 27, 2015

penis

1. The reason teen boys are so happy all the time.

2. The reason teen boys do so much laundry and take so many showers.

I just cant stop Wanking my penis, i go through like 20 socks a week. -Jimmy

by Billy Buttfuck September 10, 2007

penis

A game played by bored 13 + 14 year old girls that like to annoy the people around them. the first quietly whispers the word penis, the next a bit louder and the next a bit louder until someone chickens out because they dont want to go any louder. the person to scream or say penis the loudest wins.

1st: penis
2nd: Penis
3rd: PEnis
4th: PENis
1st: i cant do it
2nd: PENIs
3rd: omgsh.. we're gonna get in trouble
4th: PENIS
2nd: PENIS!
4th: screw it.

by ChRiStY April 19, 2005

Penis

A male device used for fucking or pissing

Definition 1: "I'm gonna use my penis to fuck that dirty slut next door tomorrow"

Definition 2: "Jesus Christ I've got to take a piss! Where did I put those Justin Bieber CD's"

Definition 3: "There we go, got the peanut butter, got my penis and now it's time to find Fido"

by Poopee fingers August 22, 2018