PAEDOWND

To slip a length to a fifteen year old. The word allegedly hails from Scotland.

Oh god did you hear about PZ? She got PAEDOWND

by Jimmy Hill April 26, 2005

paedophilic eyes

Eyes belonging to a paedeophile. This unique kind of eye indicates a sex offender without exception, is always a certain hue called "paedophilic blue" and can be used as an early warning system to detect and avoid paedophiles. See paedophile

I'd watch that librarian - check it out, he has proper paedophilic eyes.

by Victor Stone January 7, 2006

Padom

When one deposits a rather large faeces in the toilet which makes an explosive noise akin to the word 'PADOM.' The after effect is usually a stench similar to Napalm. Padom's frequently occur after a night laced with vindaloo curry and beer.

'I wouldn't go in there if I was you, Earl was on the special brew last night, he's just done a massive Padom.'

by Arrogant Charles November 22, 2011

paedolove

Someone who has an infactuation for young girls.

Paedolove is a misunderstood conception. It does not mean you molest young girls.

by paedostone October 28, 2003

padoochie

prounounced: puh-doo'-chie

an unidentifiable body part; everybody has one but nobody knows what it is. And, no, it is not the part YOU are thinking about right now!

Be careful or you'll fall and hurt your padoochie

by The Old Chick September 5, 2009

Padonkadonk butt

Someone with a large ars that bounces up and down. it makes a padonk-padonk sound as they pass by

Haha steve walked by and his padonkadonk butt bounced up and down.

by kick ars December 11, 2011

padoba

(1) verb. The act of agreeing to babysit an acquaintances house pet and then shutting the pet in a pantry or closet so you don't have to deal with it.

(2) noun. A broken zipper on a pair of dress slacks. The zipper is typically left at half or three-quarter mast causing the mouth of the fly to poke out awkwardly.

I asked Rod to feed the dog while we were out of town and he padoba'd Scruffy in the laundry room.

I couldn't stop staring at that guy's padoba in fear that his junk was going to pop out.

by bigdamncrazyweight October 2, 2012