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Pavement sweepers

Underwear that has lost the will to stay up. It’s so old and dilapidated, that it threatens to (or indeed actually does) fall down and sweep the pavement. The act of pavement sweeping is when one keeps walking with the aforementioned undergarments around their ankles.
I’ve got to go shopping for new underwear, all I’ve got left are pavement sweepers
by Estella Botha January 17, 2020
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pavement popper

A homeless retard who uses crowbars to pop manhole covers.
Often enjoys eating tables when they’re high on weed.
Ayo! It’s the pavement popper! Didn’t he steal those tables from Walmart and ate them?
by I eat pigs November 23, 2020
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pavement stone counter

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.
There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.
by crudmonkey May 16, 2022
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Pavement bender

“I couldn’t sit down on the bench because this pavement bender was taking up the whole thing.”
by Flares1976 October 11, 2020
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Pavement princess

by Shshsgsysbs April 11, 2022
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pavement knuckledragger

A degradory term used to describe mostly uneducated low intelligence individuals of mostly outspoken and aggressive right wing persuasion.the association being in comparing them to lower evolved primates which have longer arms which would be more likely to trail upon pavements when they walked upon them.
The Britain First march saw its usual accompaniment of neo nazi pavement knuckledraggers.
by Kingcobrakenny November 25, 2017
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