Parkour

The use of your environment to move from point A to point B in the quickest time possible.

Often times considered a sport, but that is false. Parkour is more of a lifestyle than a sport. It cannot be a sport in that there are no rules, teams, nor strict styles and "fields".

Many people will form a "team" but do not realize that it is only a group or club. More often considered a community.

Commonly confused with Freerunning

I will parkour from that building to the next.

by keiien November 28, 2012

Parkoll

Pronounced Park-ool, it means cooler than cool, the best of the best

Dude, that baseball bat is so Parkoll!

by skydude33 December 14, 2009

parkour

The best thing invented since music. to me, its all about having fun, chilling with my friends, teaching the n00bs untill they get good, chilling with them. its only comparable to skateboarding. parkour is Art.

parkour is fun.

by ska26 July 26, 2009

Parkour Slave

A person who does parkour so much that parkour becomes the object of their adoration, and when they end up falling asleep, parkour is all they can think of, and dream about, as well as talk about in their everyday life.

Person 1: Dude, you're such a parkour slave.
Person 2: You're just jealous because you can't do a lazy vault.
Person 1: :(. You didn't have to bring that up.
Person 2: Noob.

by PK 4 Me December 2, 2011

app parkour

The swift act of switching from one app to another like some crazed madman on drugs. Often done to curb one's need to browse and check every single social media account (or news aggregator like Reddit) that they have.

The majority of Millennials and Gen Z have mastered the art of app parkour.

David Attenborough (narrator): In his natural habitat, the wild Gen Z is now engaging in his usual ritualistic behaviour that ecologists have now termed " app parkour ". Ecologists are still trying to find out the main reason behind this odd behavioural trait, and whether there is any evolutionary benefit to this adaption as opposed to checking one's smartphone only when necessary.

by Obv troll is obvious December 26, 2020

Parkour

To fuck a bitch 7 times in a 24-hour span

man jacob parkoured that israeli bitch alll damn day

i wonder if that guys dick is sore from that hard core parkour

by hard core parkour January 4, 2010

Parkour

Getting from A to Z as fast as one can, jumping over buildings and rolling around.

I parkoured in Steven's house yesterday. It was fun until he shot at me with one of his guns.

by SMmmmmmmm September 29, 2013