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partland

verb: to get really drunk, destroy something that does not belong to you (i.e. public washroom, local grocery store, etc.), and be brought home by the local authorities.
John: Oh man, you have to watch over me tonight, just incase I get out of hand and partland something.
Jim: True that.
by foy_45 March 28, 2004
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prolapsed palm

Prolapsed palm occurs when the normal anatomical structures of the hand are worn or damaged to the point of collapse and disfigurement.

The condition of prolapsed palm is typically caused by a combination of the following conditions. Loneliness, hornyness and a lack of sexual partner over a long period of time. The causal conditions compound to the point where the individuals sense of limits and self control are no longer present. Causing the individual to jack off (masturbate) obsessively to the point of total collapse of the hands anatomical structures.
Jason: ouch!!! Man...my hand is painful. I can't even grasp a can if beer today. Since the wife left, it's been getting such a work out I can't think of anything else.

Junior: Jas, you better give it a rest or you're gonna end up with prolapsed palm.
by MikeBus November 13, 2010
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Hey why is somethin red coming out of my anus?
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parlay

by oc tbabyt July 28, 2003
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Parlaying

I am about to just parlay in the house for a while.
"What's up, how are you?" "oh, I'm just parlaying"
by Miss Chay November 28, 2006
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parlay

n. (gambling) - 1. A wager and its winnings from a previously successful bet used for additional betting. 2. A type of bet, usually wagered on pro team sports, where all teams picked must all win in order to collect a fixed wager.

v.- to bet in such a manner (or just gambling in general)
Typical Parlay Payouts

2 Teams 13/5
3 Teams 6/1
4 Teams 11/1
5 Teams 20/1
6 Teams 40/1
7 Teams 75/1
8 Teams 150/1
9 Teams 300/1
10 Teams 700/1
by Andy Mack April 30, 2005
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Parlay

A discussion between two individuals usually on the topic of business. Generally used by lieutenants in the dope game.
Yo you know where omar at?
Why, you got beef with him?
Nah, I'm just lookin to parlay.
by elm0z January 8, 2010
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