papper

Slang for Pap Smear, i.e. a screening test used in gynecology to detect cancer in the cervix.

A hulking woman with a dyed-blonde crew cut walks into a gynecologists office, jumps on the examining table and puts her feet in the stirrups. Her large, hairy hoohoo growls at the doc.

"What'll it be, Miss?", asks the doctor.

"Give me a papper with the works!" says the bull dyke.

by bobsyeruncle September 4, 2009

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Papuchi

An alpha male whose womanising skills would make Don Juan look like an average frustrated chump, and who once said - "Yeah I use fake tan, but so does Tom Cruise!".

When Papuchi encounters a hot lesbian, he's not turned on by the fact that she's a hot lesbian, but rather that he's so good, he can turn her into a heterosexual.

by Zeus P May 2, 2008

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Papucha

Croatian for sliper (papučar), mostly used to describe a man who has lost his man card (or in other words, a man who's pussywhiped!!!). A man who gets slapped everytime he defies his wife/girlfriend. A man who gets a call five minutes after arriving to have a beer with his buddies and every five minutes thereafter until he leaves making up a stupid excuse. A man who can't watch the Worldcup because it interferes with his wife/girlfried watching her soaps.

Man 1: I can't go bro. My wife won't let me

Man 2: Damn man!! You're such a friggin PAPUCHA!!

by PPC Master February 3, 2010

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Chim Pappy

Slapping your dick against the girl's face. Also known as a Danza Slap, and usually shortened to Chim Pap.

John W.: "My french fry brings all the boys to the yard, damn right. It's better than yours; I can teach you, but I'd have to chim pappy..."

"Man, she was sucking my dick, and just when she didn't expect it... WHAM! I gave her the ole Chim Pap."

by coryw2009 December 24, 2008

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