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Post pandemic reality

Hopefully in the post pandemic reality, people remember what they forgot during the pandemic, that they never needed normalcy or hope. The dysfunctional lives most of us led before somebody tried to pause them and make them normal will return, and because most people don't think the sky is going to fall because they see a condo building collapse on the news, they won't need a celebration of hope, or a daily dose of hope to be happy. They will be happy without it, knowing they never needed it, since hope and positive/boundlessly optimistic thoughts are for weak people and cynics.
The post pandemic reality won't be a new normal, it will be the same old dysfunctional world some people have forgotten they missed. Nobody will miss what they are told the new normal is, nobody will miss the wildfire spreading, or what they are told the new world order is. The old stuff is still around.
by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021
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I love the pandemic

When ur getting smoked up and u start begging for ur life
The goated French line from ainsi bas la vida
Pandemic leng
by Dogman rengs July 26, 2022
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Pi in the Pandemic

When the number π tries to keep herself fresh in the mind’s eye of mathematicians and math educators, by getting involved in the christening of new words and phrases, such as “piralysis,” “Covid-π,” and “pi in the sky”; or by letting her and other pi expressions being redefined with new meanings, often associated with Covid-19 or its variants.
Like the top billionaires who became wealthier during the coronavirus crisis, thanks to Urban Dictionary, pi in the pandemic was productive in producing a few dozen new pi-words and phrases to keep the mathematical brethren in some quasi-aha! mood in the midst of fear and pain.
by MathPlus October 14, 2021
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Pandemic Paradise

A minecraft server that goes by the name Pandemic Paradise where a lot of drama happens. Every time new staff is accepted in the team the more people become snowflakes. I myself regret spending 50 dollars on it. Lots of people got banned for saying the n word.
Person1: HEY! I just bought a rank on Pandemic Paradise!
Person 2: what a waste of money
by 7055 himself lol September 1, 2020
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Pandemic Baby

Common term for babies born during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. These babies display anti-social behavior and have a general dislike for loud and over-crowded places.

These babies prefer to stay at home. They energy is rapidly drained when entering the outside world.

These babies are also amazed that other human beings outside of their families exist.
My sisters pandemic baby is on high alert when we go to a restaurant to eat.
by Traveler_halted_by_COVID August 8, 2021
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Pandemic Pussy

When everyone joins dating sites during a pandemic to try to get themselves some sex, whether out of boredom or desperation due to social distancing.
"I am gonna go swipe on bumble and see if I can get some pandemic pussy this month."
by sweetplum90 April 16, 2020
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Pandemic Ghost

The spirit of death that loves visiting the ICUs to usher departed wicked souls, who were not able to see their loved ones before their last heartbeat, to an even darker side of eternity, because their earthly deeds fall short of the criteria to entering heaven.
Most born-again Christians aren’t frightened of the pandemic ghost, because they know that their Savior and the angels are waiting for them at St. Peter’s Gate.
by MathPlus March 17, 2022
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