PANDA

PANDA has a big dick...

And is sexy;)

I would like him in me.

-Minty ^~^

PANDA did my mom

by SHADOWHOT January 5, 2020

Panda

A white car that is blacked out with aftermarket parts

" White X6, Panda" -Desiigner

by RealBigD72 June 28, 2016

panda

Mystical creature which lives in the dark and has a black heart

The pandas are coming!

by Cpt. Obvious April 12, 2003

Panda

The coolest and most awsome animal or should it be said God!Panda's are also very dangerous as they have claws,guns and knows kung-fu.
If you ever happen to run into one you must offer yourself for sex or it will kill you but dont fear as they can be very lazy and not do anything...

girl 1:Oh my i just ran into a panda and had to take of my pants but when it got up it just sat back down cus it was to lazy
girl 2:wow ur lucky poor sarah refused to give herself and the Panda ripped here head off and raped her dead body!!!

by amanaboutapanda January 12, 2010

Panda

Roaming through the woods, evading enemies (police), eating pandacakes in his Panda food shack, wearing nothing but black and white, this Panda lives on. Secksay beastie.

Look! It's a Panda!
My god, he's sexy.

by Beva December 9, 2008

Panda

An Asian guy that looks like a panda.

Kevin looks like a panda!

by Person in your basement December 20, 2010

Panda

When a girl gives you head and you ejaculate in one eye and punch her in the other.
she will have one white and one black eye
also see pirate and scroll down to the sexual definition

"i once gave a woman a panda (with permission of corse) why she let me, ill never know."

by dangerous92 November 2, 2008