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The Painter

All hail The Painter!
by lolmaster444 April 16, 2025
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Painter’s high

When a painter, or any creative artist, is so intently focused and “in the zone”, their mind feels as if they are “high” and euphoric.
I got a real painter’s high while I was in the zone painting the other day.
by Recoculos April 11, 2020
mugGet the Painter’s highmug.

wall painter

Someone called Hannah who is abnormally small and likes sucking black dick.
Hannah you're such a wall painter
by Wall-painters United October 30, 2013
mugGet the wall paintermug.

Painter

Very random person in the Crackhead Dungeon server who will find an interest for 2 days then move on to the next one, also really likes roleplaying and asks if we can everyday, also has her status to offline 99.99% of the time.

(Nobody will get this reference)
-“Oh wow, Painter’s finally online!”
-Painter just made another edgy oc!
by Dazzh September 6, 2021
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The Painter's Hold

A sexual activity in which the man performs the helicopter upon ejaculation, causing his seed to spray all over the walls and ceiling. Then, once he has finished, he picks up the lady, and eats her out while she sits on his shoulders. During this time, the woman licks his semen AKA "paint" off of the walls and ceiling.
"Man, Joey, I was with Felicia the other night, and we finally did the painter's hold! It was the best time ever!"
by turbosmoothie June 23, 2018
mugGet the The Painter's Holdmug.

Shit-Painter

When certain celebrities reach the highest echelons of their own personal opinions they arrive at the hallowed level of Shit-painter.

This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified
"I saw Chris Martin of Coldplay down the high street yesterday, wouldn't even stop for a selfie, he's become a right shit-painter nowadays"
by MrWazzer October 15, 2021
mugGet the Shit-Paintermug.

toe painter

A person who is exceptionally slow or bad at following basic instructions
"He keeps pushing on that pull door...talk about a toe painter..."

"Get a load of that toe painter! They're driving on the wrong side of the road!"
by HalluxFatuus August 6, 2024
mugGet the toe paintermug.

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