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pandy pounds

Excessive weight gain caused by the pandemic
I need to get back to the gym to lose these pandy pounds
by beatsmeoff September 28, 2021
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Three pounds of shrimp

When a girl has a large ass.
Damn that girl has three pounds of shrimp in her freezer!!!
by Error219 March 4, 2023
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Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
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20 pounds of bounce that ass

Its smells so fucking bad it's smells like a person who never washed their ass and they probably have cheese forming there and they just make you put your nose so deep in their ass
Girlfriend: wanna smell my ass?

Boyfriend: sure

Girlfriend: *makes his nose smell the nastiest shit ever*

Boyfriend: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH you better go wash that ass and im breaking up with u ho and it smells like 20 pounds of bounce that ass
by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 21, 2024
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500 pounds

its used when someone or something is being used where you need to exaggerate and its a meme that me an my friend s made
our teacher doesn't want 500 pounds of writing
by 500 pounds (shoutout to emily February 26, 2026
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501 pounds

A 501-pound Blue Marlin: A significant fishing catch landed by the "Rocky Mountain Hookers" team, which secured them first place in a tournament.
Measurement: It is a unit of weight equal to 501 times the international avoirdupois pound (defined as exactly 0.45359237 kg).
Mass Equivalents:
Kilograms: Approximately

kg.
Ounces:

ounces
I have 501 pounds of fish
by osaboss835 March 2, 2026
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5 english pounds

Five English Pounds is a not with a £ and a 5 on it used for buying stuff
by EnglishDefinitions October 26, 2017
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