Poonis

How retards pronounce penis.

Joe: dude my poonis has been killing me lately.
Sean: wtf is a poonis.
Joe: Poonis is a different way to say penis.

by gotar4 March 23, 2021

Poonie

poonie

poonie

by poooooonie June 9, 2022

Poonis

I pee with my penis, and I poo with my poonis. In other words, a butt.

I pee with my penis, and I poo with my poonis

by JegErGlad April 25, 2022

Balloony Poony

What happens when you leave the pussy pump on a little too long and your pussy swells up like a balloon animal.

We went a little crazy with the pump and now she has a serious balloony poony.

by FARTHAMMER December 13, 2021

Poonies

A smoothie at Arby's ask for it it's great

I asked for poonies and a girl slapped me

by Brois6969 March 20, 2022

Poonis

Poonis is a penis that instead of pissing urine, it's pisses shit. But the shit would come out like a little strand like play dough.

Nana: wtf is poonis
Toko: it's like a penis but it pisses shit like play dough
Nana: *unalives*

by Jubie-Jub January 29, 2022

After-school poonies

After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.

insert name went home and immediately took his after-school poonies.

by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021