Gooey Pooey

When a person ejaculates inside a person's asshole and they shit the sperm back out

GUY: Yo me and this girl had lots of fun last night
Friend: Did she have a gooey pooey.
GUY: Oh fuck ya buddy

by CumBulgaria October 18, 2019

Desmos Poleezos

Desmos Poleezos is the sexiest man alive. When you look at him, he's a piece of art. breath taking.

Person 1: Omg who is that handsome man?
Person 2: Thats Desmos Poleezos, the sexiest man alive.
Person 1: Wow hes making my banana hard.
Person 2: I feel the same way

by Shrexysri January 27, 2020

You just got pooed on

A phrase which many school children will use when another pupil gets told off by they're teacher.

A boy throws a paper plane in class. The teacher sees him and tells him off... you would say to the boy... You just got pooed on

by Smileitsmonday June 18, 2012

Pooey Fingers

When you take "K" (ketamine), and you loose it.
You go for a poo but instead of using toilet paper you use fingers... "Pooey Fingers"

Sam! (pooey fingers)
Why did you wipe poo all over my toilet?
It's the K, I've lost it just like I did in the Babylon Riot at Yarmouth

by Barry Buffalo November 16, 2007

poogeegle

a cross between cute and mean.

you are such a two faced poogeegle!

by geegledog April 25, 2011

Pooesta

Poo-es-ta

-noun
1. a midday or afternoon poo, a close cousin to the siesta.
2. a poo party, very similar to a fiesta but with a strong focus on poo, can be used synonymously with group poop in certain instances.

Danny gets upset when he misses his pooesta.

Thalia was late for class because of her pooesta.

Travis and his 4 groomsmen entered the Vegas casino washroom to find 5 stalls - a perfect match for a pooesta!

by JettSkyler May 28, 2011

Pookemon Go

The act of playing 'Pokemon Go' while using a public toilet. Since you're indoors, sorting your pokemon, catching pokemon, or (s)wiping the same PokeStop while you squeeze out a Poodgeot

Dang... Bill just got a Meowth playing Pookemon Go at Shitpotle's.

by mikebellman July 14, 2016