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Uphill Paper Round

Can be used to explain why someone looks considerabley older than they actually are.
Eric: Have you seen Gavin recently? He looks about 40...

Simon: Yeah, he must have had an uphill paper round.
by NowBor October 19, 2009
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paper hat joe

The nickname given to your local sushi guy...
Damn! I asked for a spicy tuna roll and paper hat joe almost killed me with his icey stare!
by Asa Guy December 27, 2008
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Paper Mario

One of the best Mario games ever created. A beautiful RPG with unique artwork and characters, and overall, kickass. I love this game, and have beaten it quite a few times.
Paper Mario is the best damned Mario game on the N64!
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
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Paper Bag Scale

Like the normal scale used to rate chicks 1-10, but rated as if there was a paper bag on their head.
"Check out that chick with the busted face!"

"Whatever that shits like a paper bag 7."

(aka 7 out of 10 on the paper bag scale)
by b18vtec September 18, 2010
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paper jam panic

Jamming the toilet with too much toilet paper at a crowded social gathering causing it to clog and overflow. Panic overtakes your senses as you realize there is no plunger in bathroom. You madly scramble for any item in said bathroom to unclog bowl, until finally resorting to a manual bare hand method of removal. Use of the decorative towels to sop up the mess. Wet fancy towels are shoved under sink to hide them.
Tammy had a paper jam panic at the debutante ball when she clogged the bowl with toilet paper and it overflowed shit logs and piss. She came back to the ball with feces under her nails and toilet paper pieces on her gown.
by jaxtrak September 27, 2011
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paper house

the idea of having a future with your s/o
like imagining and talking about what it would be like later on in your future when you have a house together/married/etc.
friend: weren’t you guys talking about moving in together later tho
me: yea but that was just a paper house, it wasn’t serious
by Banji101 June 22, 2020
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post-paper depression

The dull, empty emotional void that follows the completion of a dreaded term or research paper.
Rose: Have you talked to Jack today?
Wes: No, but I heard from one of his roommates that he just finished a 25-pager and is suffering from some serious post-paper depression.
by Weegian April 2, 2009
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