Recovering Pick Up Artist

Recovering PUA ("Pick Up Artist") - N. A person who, after studying mass-marketed 'Pick Up Techniques' and putting them into practise, discovers that he is not any happier, nor self-satisfied, nor socially-calibrated than he was before - only now he cannot communicate with people except in 'PUA jargon', and has alienated all his non-PUAfriends.

"Have you noticed the change in Larry? I'm not embarrassed to be seem with him anymore!"

"Yeah, he's a Recovering Pick Up Artist; he's got it mostly under control now. If he starts ignoring us to hit on every girl around, or if he starts dehumanizing women, we're supposed to call his Sponsor."

by Johnny Soporno May 4, 2008

pick up the phone

be available or come through for someone

Person One: I really trust you dawg. I feel like you’re always gonna be there for me.

Person Two: Of course bro. I’m always gonna pick up the phone for you.

by ShoulderBoulder December 16, 2019

u picku materinu

in your mother's pussy

You are mad at somebody or about something, if you are Serbian, you will usually say U PICKU MATERINU :)

by ravenaija January 13, 2010

Pick up your game

meaning to improve your strategy on winning at the game

person 1: awe I'm terrible at this game
person 2: you better Pick up your game

by adox1922 October 12, 2010

platonic pick up artist

A person who is looking for friendship and companions but not sex, yet goes about this task like a gross pick up artist would

The guy who hangs around the pizza place near the university started talking to me and gave me his number, then texted me first thing in the morning! He wasn't hitting on me, but damn he was creepy! I hate platonic pick up artists like that!

by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018

pick up the soap

A term used in prison that is a form of prison rape in which a homosexual (usually black) man in prison at the showers telling a heterosexual male (usually a new inmate) to pick up a bar of soap that he "dropped" by accident. The gay man will say "pick up the soap" in a fierce way, in which the straight man will pick it up with his ass bending to the other man's penis. This indicates that the straight man will be anally raped.

Prisoner 1: Yo nigga, I heard the new inmate just met Big Smoke.

Pisoner 2: Yeah i heard, he suffed from "pick up the soap"!

by therealdealmyg February 11, 2012

Pick up the Spare

When you ejaculate into someone's mouth and hit the uvula

Wes' uvula is so huge, when I shoot my load down his throat, I always pick up the spare.

by Bri-and... April 8, 2016