Philip

The most dry skinned man in the whole wide world. He is the crustiest of them all. He is the chosen crust. He is crust man.

Oh look, theres Philip!
Oh god hes crusty!

Philip by JesuCrust December 7, 2021

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Philip

This guy WILL HAVE the biggest dick you will ever see in real life. He will fuck your mom if you are unlucky enough, but mostly he just masturabates. Philip sucks at all sports, but is a god at playing minecraft.

He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.

This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.

Guy1: Man you are the fucking best a minecraft! Do you have the ability to speak with dolphins by any chance?
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!

Philip by suckamock123123123123 December 29, 2021

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Philip

Communist leader and specialist in the art of IPDA, has a very inconsistent accent

Me: So, do you say mate ironically or unironically?
Philip: Yes

Philip by Trashman kev February 9, 2022

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Philip

One of the two kick-ass characters from a TV show on Comedy Central called South Park, an animated adult cartoon made by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

Philip: You're such a pig-fucker, Terrance.

Terrance: Why would you call me a pig-fucker Philip?

Philip: Well, let's see; First of all, you fuck pigs.

Philip by statickid2022 February 17, 2022

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philip

someone that is very annoying and likes watching naked ppl cry on pirated shows

philip, a bitch

philip by anonymous March 8, 2022

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Philip

Philip IS SO DUMB that it is humiliating to have him as your friend.He is the friend that fails every math test ever created.

: I failed math today
: you're such a philip

Philip by Mr.Steal your girls March 23, 2022

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Philip

Philip is a dude That FAILS every class ever created. The class that is more failed amongst all of them are maths , he has failed every math test in the human history.

:Bro i just failed the math test

: Man stop being such a philip

Philip by Mr.Steal your girls March 23, 2022

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