PHD

Physically Hilarious Dick

Tieagan walked up to Cambria go warn her that Joe had a PHD.

by DB190208KS October 17, 2017

PHD

You’re pussy handling degree! You can handle any pussy, anytime, anywhere!
PHd

Guy: I have my PhD!
Girl: what’s a PhD?
Guy: my pussy handling degree!

Girl: How’d you earn that?

Guy: Not in school, I could tell you that!

by Jujubu November 24, 2017

PHD

Post Hamilton Depression: Feeling depressed or upset after watching/listening to Hamilton

I've got such a bad case of PHD today

by AMessageFromTheKing March 6, 2018

PHD

Pretty hard dick

Andrew: Angus got his PHD last night.
Sam: You mean his pretty hard dick!

by imbobross May 26, 2018

PhD

Pretty Hard Dick

Friend: “Why are you dating him?”
Me: “Oh, he has a PhD.”

by PhDboi June 14, 2018

PHD

Permanent Head Damage

Friend: Hey! My cousin had a PHD degree .
Me: I even had a PHD , too.
Friend: Really ! Where did you get it .
Me: My girlfriend.

by Makeyourdreamsbecomedreams June 14, 2018

PhD

Pretty huge dick

I've got a PhD... A pretty huge dick

by w_chocolate03 December 3, 2018