A syndrome that is a result of growing up in Petaluma, California. Symptoms include:
Having two or more (or in some cases all) of the following phases; Punk, crust punk, rockabilly, psychobilly, vegan, indie, hipster, hippie, metalhead, fail-goth, gay, bi, lesbian.
But never remaining any of these for more than a couple years.
Saying things like "I hate this little town, I'm moving to Portland."
Having parents that offer to support you, and a car, yet you ride a bicycle everywhere and eat food that was recovered from dumpsters to maintain "status." People from different cities will find that ironic. You won't understand why.
Throwing a shit-fit when someone else gets a haircut similar to yours, or dyes it the same color. This symptom is particularly prevalent in females. It is a serious threat to your uniqueness. You will complain for weeks, but eventually change your hairstyle out of pride.
Having two or more (or in some cases all) of the following phases; Punk, crust punk, rockabilly, psychobilly, vegan, indie, hipster, hippie, metalhead, fail-goth, gay, bi, lesbian.
But never remaining any of these for more than a couple years.
Saying things like "I hate this little town, I'm moving to Portland."
Having parents that offer to support you, and a car, yet you ride a bicycle everywhere and eat food that was recovered from dumpsters to maintain "status." People from different cities will find that ironic. You won't understand why.
Throwing a shit-fit when someone else gets a haircut similar to yours, or dyes it the same color. This symptom is particularly prevalent in females. It is a serious threat to your uniqueness. You will complain for weeks, but eventually change your hairstyle out of pride.
Did you hear that Bobby DeSoto quit his job after high school? Yeah, I guess he got himself a mongrel road-dog and hopped a train to portland. He has a case of the Petaluma Syndrome.
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Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!
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Nah, I don't think even Euthanasia works. God, they loot your houses and burn your medicial research building just to free some animal.
What about humans? I mean, we are after all, classified as animals. Seriously PETA, go fight in Afghanistan. Then, we'll discuss on your "ethcial treatment of animals".
SPCA dosen't advertise and yet they're more effective than you guys.
Nah, I don't think even Euthanasia works. God, they loot your houses and burn your medicial research building just to free some animal.
What about humans? I mean, we are after all, classified as animals. Seriously PETA, go fight in Afghanistan. Then, we'll discuss on your "ethcial treatment of animals".
SPCA dosen't advertise and yet they're more effective than you guys.
Instead of complaining about the mistreatment of animals, PETA should do something useful and help fellow humans first. At least SPCA does their job.
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PETA SUCKS!! good lord, i dont know if any normal thinking person would disagree. they say that eating meat, wearing fur having a pet or god forbid keep one in a zoo. well you peta lovin retards listen up, god gave us animals to eat, to wear, to use for our entertainement or anthing else so if you say animals are our equals then SCREW YOU!!
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PETA SUCKS!! good lord, i dont know if any normal thinking person would disagree. they say that eating meat, wearing fur having a pet or god forbid keep one in a zoo. well you peta lovin retards listen up, god gave us animals to eat, to wear, to use for our entertainement or anthing else so if you say animals are our equals then SCREW YOU!!
peta member: hey eating meat is evil put down that hamburger right now!
me:mrf...
peta member: alright you asked for it...
(large bucket of red paint is dumped on me, i draw gun shoot peta member in face,cop shows up and tells me good job)
EVERYONE HATES PETA!!
me:mrf...
peta member: alright you asked for it...
(large bucket of red paint is dumped on me, i draw gun shoot peta member in face,cop shows up and tells me good job)
EVERYONE HATES PETA!!
by bigb117 May 22, 2008
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