Pet Iguana

Slang for an abnormally long penis, usually over 8 inches in its flaccid state, over 12 inches in its erect state.

Girl, yesterday this fool showed me his pet iguana in the bathroom!!

by Prazzo July 16, 2009

Pet The Unicorn

Another way of saying your masterbating (Jacking off)

I'm gonna "pet the unicorn" before i go to jessica's house.

by AndieAnderson May 12, 2016

Pet Simulator X

The worst game on roblox. It's riddled with microtransactions and constantly encourages large spending, and is full of little jimothey's begging for free huges or diamonds

Guy 1: hey dude, have you heard of pet simulator x?
Guy 2 : yeah, it's pretty bad

by SJPrower May 15, 2023

pet preserver

A flotation vest for an animal (usually a dog). It is comfortable, stylish, and highly visible. It has a leash ring, and a handle on top for EZ retrieval from water.

That bitch went overboard from the speedboat. Good thing she was wearing a pet preserver.

by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

Pet my puppy

When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.

Chris: "Hey ally lets go pet my puppy ;)
Ally: "KAYYYY"

by Limitlessflow July 26, 2009

pet hate

A minor annoyance that an individual identifies as particularly annoying to them, to a greater degree than others may find it.

I absolutely hate watching myself on TV, it's one of my pet hates.

by wragetz September 15, 2010

pet names for genitalia

you know the girls think of 'em

mutton dagger, old blind bob, hanging johny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocket rocket, one-eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankle spanker, pork sword, engine cranker, hairy hotdog, davey crocket, wang, wazoo, weeny, whacker, pecker, pee-pee, kidney cracker, heat seeking moisture missle, giggle stick, love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, purple helmet warrior, etc.

by winston churchill August 9, 2003