orange pencil pecker

Stormy’s special secret nickname for the Orange One’s junk.

Well it looks like his orange pencil pecker has needed to take a bit of a break from all that fake news coverage.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

pending for a bending

adj. - qualitative statement used to express the idea that one is about to, or is close to being subject to, be abused or beaten for an offense deemed punishable by the speaker.

Flexo just stole you wallet, Bender.
He's pending for a bending!

by ragingbender September 23, 2010

pencilwhip

The act of falsifying documents for work that was in fact not really done at all. see gundecking

Instead of doing the job as required, the mechanic pencilwhipped the paperwork, so his boss would think he really did the job.

by Paul Boring September 18, 2008

sharpening the pencil

the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.

Yo dude me and that girl were sharpening the pencil last night.

by big mike5334 September 26, 2010

pencil trick

A magic trick which supposedly makes a pencil disappear into thin air, but actually embeds it into the eye socket of a nearby thug who got a little too close for comfort.

"How about a magic trick? I'm going to make this pencil disappear."

^Typical pencil trick introduction

by Midnight Sage August 16, 2008

pencilfish

the coolest damn tropical fish you can find.
small, colorful, easy to feed,easy to breed...etc

crap expensive tho

duuude i just got a pair of pencilfish

how much?

i dont wanna talk about it

by BottomfeederFISH April 28, 2009

pencil fucked

when you go to a dealership of some sort, (car, motorcycle, RV boat, etc) and they do math-a-matical magic with your trade, the cost of your new toy, the finance guy and his crap, extended warranties, and when all is said and done, you have no idea if you got a good deal or not.

Bob: Hey guy, nice new car. How'd that all work out for you?

Rob: I have no idea, got pencil fucked at the stealership. All I know is its 359/month for the next 60 months.

by 914D April 21, 2013