Anton's Ping-Pong

A ping-pong game in which each player is drafted a random toy to strategically place wherever they wish on their opponent's side of the table in hopes of hitting the toy with the ping-pong ball during the game, thus making it virtually impossible for their opponent to return your hit. When the game comes down to Sucker's Serve another toy, preferably Joker Van, is tossed or wheeled across the table at the time of the serve by Anton himself in hopes of ruining the serve.

Nick: You wanna play ping-pong?

Mike: Not really.

Nick: How about Anton's Ping-Pong?

Mike: Fine, but I hope I am drafted Barbie since she is a large target due to her long hair.

by gpc March 11, 2008

ping pong show

A show traditionally found in Thailand, Laos, and Cambodia, where scantily clad girls shoot out various objects from their vaginas, including fruit, goldfish, and ping pong balls.

I was in Bangkok for work and came across a ping pong show where Yum-Yum ejected a goldfish from her pussy into a fishbowl.

by pongs October 11, 2010

Pong

Intricate drinking game involving beer cups set up in particular formations on rectangular pieces of wood (which resemble ping-pong tables). Played using wooden ping-pong paddles w/o the handles (these are sawed off). Variations of alcohol used include: champong, martini pong, etc. Possible formations include: shrub, tree, ship, tower of boot, among others.

Very popular game among college students. Rules vary.

Wanna play pong?

Lets pong tonite!

Big Green students rock at pong! =)

Pooooong! Yeaaaa! Raaaaaage! =P

by do =) October 18, 2004

Pong Lenis

A way of defining the length of one's member without sounding too crude by cleverly swapping the first two letters in "long penis"

Well since you don't like my personality, I just want you to know that I have a pong lenis.

by Conisewer January 13, 2011

ping pong tiddly

A very refined, expensive or high alcohol content beverage.

'He ordered the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub'

by allkindsofsickaye February 23, 2009

Beer Pong Troll

The person who doesn't make a shot the entire game. They are then forced to sit under the table and be made fun of until the next game is over.

Many pictures should be taken.

Holy shit you suck! How could you not make one shot during a whole game of beer pong. Get under the table you beer pong troll!

HEY EVERYONE THIS LOSER JUST GOT TROLLED!

by NeverBeenTrolled March 17, 2009

wine pong

to play beer pong with wine.

yo bro lets play wine pong! we'll get way more fucked up than if we use beer.

by bryan fuckin anderson May 8, 2008